Christian was sitting in the living room watching TV when I came out of my room and went to the fridge for a snack. A few seconds later, I heard a sound of, "Sluuuuuuurp," coming from the living room. I went to investigate, only to find that Christian was deliberately making the sound.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"It's the sound of TV sucking," he replied.

(He'd actually do this almost anytime he couldn't find something to watch.)